This is my view on what occurred during our first week at Utech…
FINALLY!!!! We arrived…..
COLLEGE!!!!! WHOOOO!!!!!!!
Boarding on Garvey Hall seemed like a sweet deal… here we were, brimming with anticipation and excitement of the guarantee of having lots of fun and opportunities while living here. When we arrived, the seniors ushered us in with an air of courtesy and friendship, and regarded us as nice young Ladies who were a welcome addition to the Garvey family.
Ahhhh…. We were just about to get ready to kick back and relax with our new found friends and sisters when all of a sudden…
“GRUB STANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
What the…?
It was like a horror movie… a freak show at some points… that’s what occurred whenever this phrase was shouted at us by the dreaded…
…Super Seniors…
… “by day one way, by night another…”
It was like Shrek… by day, our ‘seniors’ were human, and had a conscience… but by nightfall, they had… transformed… into the super… Super… SUPER(x6) SENIORS…
It got even worse, as one night, we were visited by a RETIRED…(and I think possibly senile…) SUPER.. SUPER(x7) SENIOR MADDA HOG… *Gasp!...* What a sight, what a fright…
These terrible… creatures… did appalling things… told us we had no rights…made us shout until we were voiceless… give the statues a bath as if the school didn’t have a janitor… or a statue cleaner… forced us to always be looking down as if we were ashamed because their faces were to holy for us to gaze at… we were even downgraded to squatters as we were duly informed that we only ‘cotch’ on Garvey Hall, after our parents pockets became deflated in order to pay so much for our boarding fee…and let’s not forget( or should we..?) the new names we were christened with…bwoy…
In the midst of all this mental slavery, we had to be objects of entertainment for our Super Seniors… from having a funeral for one of our deceased freshettes to dressing one night as if we had escaped from Bellevue to playing football… with only our feet and no ball… and bubbling was not only for the hot girls among us…everyone had to bubble… even the guys…
These ‘vibrant orientation activities’ were conducted non- stop into the nights or at some ungodly hour of the morning which resulted in some freshettes either faking illness to get away… or being genuinely ill to get away…(remember that night when the RETIRED MADDA HOG made us walk back to our dorms in the GRUB STANCE? Mi sure that did wring up and ben’ up nuff a wi…) falling asleep standing up… and had the religious ones among us praying for morning to light… or for rain to fall…
*Sigh*… that’s a week to remember…
But thank God we stuck through it and graduated, learned what we had to and somehow appreciated these activities…
So… next on the agenda… if anyone agrees that we should gang up on the seniors when they least expect it and grub THEM back, please come see me at A6 with your tactical plan… thank you….
Nuff love to my Garvey sisters, hope we’ll all have a good year!!
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